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Post by Robin on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:47 pm

Very Happy Hope you remember to keep you lungs inside you body. Very Happy

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hot-line

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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Post by hacker739 on Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:31 pm

funny boy keep it moving dude Very Happy Very Happy me am anala retentive ll keep holding
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Post by sol_drethedon on Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:17 pm

HAHAHAHA! I SHOULD GIVE YOU A HUMOR AWARD, DAMN! MY LUNGS JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY BODY! I THINK AM PARANOID- DELUSIONAL AND ANXIOUS AT THE SAME TIME! WHAT NUMBER DO I PRESS IF AM A MANIAC?
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