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The Three Virgins

Post by Robin on Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:29 pm

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to
send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt like.

The first girl sent a card from Nakuru two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe."
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop."

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Mombasa a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson &Hedges".
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedge pack:
"Extra Long. King Size”.

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon to Kakamega. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by
and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "Kenya Airways."
Mom took out her latest Standard Newspaper Digger Classified pages, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for KQ.
It said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

That’s when Mom fainted...!! Shocked

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Post by avatar on Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:16 am

You made my dae dude thanx for that very funny Shocked
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HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Post by sol_drethedon on Thu May 31, 2012 8:56 pm

Yo! that's quite rib cracking! There was also this father who wanted his daughter to get married but couldn't find a perfect suitor. There were however 3 guys on her case so he decided to run a test. He placed a a sharp blade in the daughter's p**** and put her in a house with these three guys. this sharp blade was meant to cut anything entering the p****. Whoever would come out intact would take the dame. After a week he came back to check and guess what? The first guy called A had failed miserably and his d*** was on the floor. The second guy called B had lost his index finger so he was also disqualified! So the father moved on gladly to the guy called C and said congratulations! but C couldn't answer, only nodding his head in approval. The father of the girl proceeded to find out why this guy was not saying a word and damn! while A and B had used their d*** and index finger respectively, C had chosen the easier option, HE HAD USED HIS TONGUE!!!!

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